Saturday, February 26, 2022

Wow Look At That Shine

 Howdy,

This week while contemplating in the shower I was struck with a revelatory-esque flash of genius: Mac-Moroni and Cheese. It's pretty much a boxed Mac and cheese with noodles in the shapes of Book of Mormon things. After I had this genius idea I knew I needed a way to advertise my product. That's when I had another revelatory-esque flash of genius: HelaMan and the Masters of the Book of Mormon. It's a He-Man spin-off based on the Book of Mormon - kind of like the living scriptures videos but everyone is insanely ripped. Each episode has its own individual intro, but they are all pretty similar. An example would be like this: "I'm Alma, son of the prophet, I used to be one of the vilest of sinners but one day I was visited by an angel and caught up in the memory of my sins. Then I remembered the teachings of my father, looked heavenward, and said in my heart: 'Christ has the power!' Amulek became my companion and I became Alma - the most powerful missionary in the universe!" For Nephi it would say his back story and then say: "I became Nephi the most obedient man in the universe!". I made up one for each person in the Book of Mormon. Each episode will end with "This episode of HelaMan is brought to you be Mac-Maroni and cheese." If any of you want to join me and invest just let me know and we can talk further. We'll be millionaires in a matter of a couple of months I am sure. 

Rickey is doing very well. He has a meeting with the bishop tomorrow to create a plan to go on a mission. He keeps bringing it up to us and telling us how much he wants to do it. We are also teaching Ingrid and her son who is 36. Ingrid wants to be baptized, but she needs to kick out her boyfriend Doug first. She told him he needs to move out, and Doug didn't like that very much so now Ingrid says that Doug is mad at us, so we're a little afraid of him now, but Ingrid says she's determined to kick him out. The Speths got here on Monday, and they are our replacements in the office so we were very busy training them this week, and will continue to do so this upcoming week. They will do well in the office, and Elder Parry and I are looking forward to going back to more normal missionary work.

I'm grateful for the Book of Mormon. The more I read it the more I love it and the more it teaches me about the Savior. 

Keep Striving!
Elder Rogers


Elder Parry skater edition

Us on the top of the Wilmington Tire Tower


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